TFLN

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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Posting here because eff the captcha on Bakerstreet XP

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1 There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises

2 At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

3 hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

4 My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays X gonna give it to you on loop 24/7

5 dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore

6) you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.

7) text him!