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[sadsheriff]

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Posting here because eff the captcha on Bakerstreet XP

Comments

Edith Gale | VTM

[sadsheriff]

1) Stop trying to be cute, making cat noises will not fix the situation.

2) The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife, and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

3) I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. I'm bewildered.

4) Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

5) Please don't ever try giving one of my dogs a hair cut ever ever again

6) Text her!

4

[wriststaples]

Look, it was a long story but the short of it is the traffic cone saved my life and was dirty.

So I washed it. It was the lease I could do.

Re: 4

[sadsheriff]

A traffic cone... saved your life?

Long story or not I think I need to hear this.

Re: 4

[wriststaples]

Well I dropped my knife and I was out of ammo. And there was the traffic cone.

It was a hell of a fight. Three on one and I just had the traffic cone. But we made it through.

Re: 4

[sadsheriff]

Fight?

[ A second passes ]

Can't you go anywhere without getting attacked!

[ five more seconds pass ]

I assume you're not injured

[ The for once goes unsaid- or typed in this case. ]

Since you did take the time to clean the cone in my shower.

[ Is Edith trying to "mom" someone almost twice her age? Maybe. ]